I got 3 deals on the table that betta close in the next week or I am running up in some offices with a du-rag and a bat. I got a daddy that calls me every 5 minutes for nothing. I have a best friend that thinks she was molested as a kid. Gas is still 4 dollars. Its time for me to show my ass literally. Either sex is over rated or the last chick gotta go. My taste is high as a kite. America is on red alert, not for terrorism but for attitudes. You’re not the only one doing bad. If doing you doesn’t work then do somebody else. Reading the Bible helps a great deal. Does lil Wayne have to be on every damn song? Did McCain really compare Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? You can get a bunch of smart people in a room and get a dumb decision. Why when I ran spell check it didn’t have Obama but had Osama? Why am I just realizing they names are too damn close? Why does it not matter cause I’m voting for Obama anyway. Pipe dreams are for plumbers. Sex is always good until you ask him for money. Who got a food stamp hook-up? A few people I do business with will be getting a “your services are no longer needed cause you be bullshittin’” email. I had to run from a married woman this Saturday like Joseph did in the Bible. The reason you are confused about that last one is because you don’t read the Bible. The Bible does not say you can’t judge it says judge yourself with the same standard you judge others. Judge not lest ye be judged. Why people can’t read the whole verse? Do you even read your Bible? If you don’t understand the words get an amplified version. Houston Mayor Bill White has a facebook page and I’m his friend. If you have a problem with letting someone go you need to deal with something inside. Why are people telling me they been thinkin’ about killing themselves. Its hard times and you gon’ stick your people with the bill for burying your ass….you selfish. You betta get a shot of patron, a good idea, some hustle and make your life work. Why is it always somebody elses fault? Should I be this happy single? Bitchassness has gone up 15% and gas dropped 10 cent. What the hell is an extra 10 cents gon do? Where did my stimulus go? I am accepting application for a female that looks good in a sundress, pretty hair, nails done and smells good for when I do feel like having a female with me. Also looking for a new baby momma in the next 3 years since Zakiya Larry backed out of our deal. Always get shit in writing. My book “Silly Whore” will make me famous and gain me many enemies. The majority of the females reading this is silly whores and don’t know it. If you got offended guess what….
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